Timon of Athens
Act II, Scene 2
				
Athens. A hall in Timon’s house.
				
					
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Enter Steward Flavius with many bills in his hand.
 
					
				 
				
					Flavius
					1 - 9
					
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No care, no stop, so senseless of expense,
 
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That he will neither know how to maintain it,
 
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Nor cease his flow of riot. Takes no accompt
 
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How things go from him, nor resumes no care
 
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Of what is to continue. Never mind
 
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Was to be so unwise, to be so kind.
 
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What shall be done, he will not hear, till feel.
 
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I must be round with him, now he comes from hunting.
 
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Fie, fie, fie, fie!
 
					
				 
				
					
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Enter Caphis and the Servants of Isidore and Varro.
 
					
				 
				
					Caphis
					10 - 11
					
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Good even, Varro. What,
 
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You come for money?
 
					
				 
				
					Varro’s First Servant
					12
					
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Is’t not your business too?
 
					
				 
				
					Caphis
					13
					
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It is; and yours too, Isidore?
 
					
				 
				
					Isidore’s Servant
					14
					
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It is so.
 
					
				 
				
					Caphis
					15
					
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Would we were all discharg’d!
 
					
				 
				
					Varro’s First Servant
					16
					
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I fear it.
 
					
				 
				
					Caphis
					17
					
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Here comes the lord.
 
					
				 
				
					
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Enter Timon and his Train with Alcibiades.
 
					
				 
				
					Timon 
					
					18 - 19
					
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So soon as dinner’s done, we’ll forth again,
 
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My Alcibiades.—With me, what is your will?
 
					
				 
				
					Caphis
					20
					
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My lord, here is a note of certain dues.
 
					
				 
				
					Timon 
					
					21
					
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Dues? Whence are you?
 
					
				 
				
					Caphis
					22
					
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Of Athens here, my lord.
 
					
				 
				
					Timon 
					
					23
					
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Go to my steward.
 
					
				 
				
					Caphis
					24 - 29
					
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Please it your lordship, he hath put me off
 
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To the succession of new days this month.
 
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My master is awak’d by great occasion
 
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To call upon his own, and humbly prays you
 
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That with your other noble parts you’ll suit
 
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In giving him his right.
 
					
				 
				
					Timon 
					
					30 - 31
					
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Mine honest friend,
 
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I prithee but repair to me next morning.
 
					
				 
				
					Caphis
					32
					
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Nay, good my lord—
 
					
				 
				
					Timon 
					
					33
					
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Contain thyself, good friend.
 
					
				 
				
					Varro’s First Servant
					34
					
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One Varro’s servant, my good lord—
 
					
				 
				
					Isidore’s Servant
					35 - 36
					
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From Isidore;
 
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He humbly prays your speedy payment.
 
					
				 
				
					Caphis
					37
					
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If you did know, my lord, my master’s wants—
 
					
				 
				
					Varro’s First Servant
					38 - 39
					
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’Twas due on forfeiture, my lord, six weeks
 
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And past.
 
					
				 
				
					Isidore’s Servant
					40 - 41
					
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Your steward puts me off, my lord,
 
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And I am sent expressly to your lordship.
 
					
				 
				
					Timon 
					
					42 - 49
					
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Give me breath.
 
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I do beseech you, good my lords, keep on,
 
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I’ll wait upon you instantly.
 
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Exeunt Alcibiades and Lords.
 
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To Flavius.
 
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Come hither. Pray you,
 
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How goes the world, that I am thus encount’red
 
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With clamorous demands of debt, broken bonds,
 
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And the detention of long since due debts,
 
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Against my honor?
 
					
				 
				
					Flavius
					50 - 54
					
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Please you, gentlemen,
 
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The time is unagreeable to this business.
 
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Your importunacy cease till after dinner,
 
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That I may make his lordship understand
 
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Wherefore you are not paid.
 
					
				 
				
					Timon 
					
					55
					
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Do so, my friends. See them well entertain’d.
 
					
				 
				
				
					Flavius
					56
					
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Pray draw near.
 
					
				 
				
				
					
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Enter Apemantus and Fool.
 
					
				 
				
					Caphis
					57 - 58
					
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Stay, stay, here comes the Fool with
 
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Apemantus, let’s ha’ some sport with ’em.
 
					
				 
				
					Varro’s First Servant
					59
					
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Hang him, he’ll abuse us.
 
					
				 
				
					Isidore’s Servant
					60
					
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A plague upon him, dog!
 
					
				 
				
					Varro’s First Servant
					61
					
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How dost, Fool?
 
					
				 
				
					Apemantus
					62
					
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Dost dialogue with thy shadow?
 
					
				 
				
					Varro’s First Servant
					63
					
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I speak not to thee.
 
					
				 
				
					Apemantus
					64 - 65
					
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No, ’tis to thyself.
 
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To the Fool.
 
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Come away.
 
					
				 
				
					Isidore’s Servant
					66
					
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To Varro’s Servant.
 
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There’s the Fool hangs on your back already.
 
					
				 
				
					Apemantus
					67
					
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No, thou stand’st single, th’ art not on him yet.
 
					
				 
				
					Caphis
					68
					
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Where’s the Fool now?
 
					
				 
				
					Apemantus
					69 - 70
					
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He last ask’d the question. Poor rogues, and usurers’ men,
 
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bawds between gold and want!
 
					
				 
				
					All Servants
					71
					
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What are we, Apemantus?
 
					
				 
				
				
				
					Apemantus
					74 - 75
					
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That you ask me what you are, and do not know yourselves.
 
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Speak to ’em, Fool.
 
					
				 
				
					Fool
					76
					
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How do you, gentlemen?
 
					
				 
				
					All Servants
					77
					
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Gramercies, good Fool; how does your mistress?
 
					
				 
				
					Fool
					78 - 79
					
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She’s e’en setting on water to scald such chickens as you
 
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are. Would we could see you at Corinth!
 
					
				 
				
					Apemantus
					80
					
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Good, gramercy.
 
					
				 
				
				
					Fool
					81
					
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Look you, here comes my master’s page.
 
					
				 
				
					Timon’s Page
					82 - 83
					
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To the Fool.
 
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Why, how now, captain? What do you in this wise company? How
 
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dost thou, Apemantus?
 
					
				 
				
					Apemantus
					84 - 85
					
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Would I had a rod in my mouth, that I might answer thee
 
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profitably.
 
					
				 
				
					Timon’s Page
					86 - 87
					
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Prithee, Apemantus, read me the superscription of these
 
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letters, I know not which is which.
 
					
				 
				
					Apemantus
					88
					
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Canst not read?
 
					
				 
				
				
					Apemantus
					90 - 92
					
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There will little learning die then that day thou art
 
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hang’d. This is to Lord Timon, this to Alcibiades. Go, thou
 
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wast born a bastard, and thou’t die a bawd.
 
					
				 
				
					Timon’s Page
					93 - 94
					
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Thou wast whelp’d a dog, and thou shalt famish a dog’s
 
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death. Answer not, I am gone.
 
					
				 
				
				
					Apemantus
					95 - 96
					
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E’en so thou outrun’st grace. Fool, I will go with you to
 
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Lord Timon’s.
 
					
				 
				
					Fool
					97
					
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Will you leave me there?
 
					
				 
				
					Apemantus
					98
					
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If Timon stay at home. You three serve three usurers?
 
					
				 
				
					All Servants
					99
					
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Ay, would they serv’d us!
 
					
				 
				
					Apemantus
					100
					
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So would I—as good a trick as ever hangman serv’d thief.
 
					
				 
				
					Fool
					101
					
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Are you three usurers’ men?
 
					
				 
				
					All Servants
					102
					
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Ay, Fool.
 
					
				 
				
					Fool
					103 - 107
					
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I think no usurer but has a fool to his servant; my mistress
 
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is one, and I am her fool. When men come to borrow of your
 
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masters, they approach sadly, and go away merry; but they
 
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enter my master’s house merrily, and go away sadly. The
 
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reason of this?
 
					
				 
				
					Varro’s First Servant
					108
					
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I could render one.
 
					
				 
				
					Apemantus
					109 - 111
					
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Do it then, that we may account thee a whoremaster and a
 
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knave, which notwithstanding, thou shalt be no less
 
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esteem’d.
 
					
				 
				
					Varro’s First Servant
					112
					
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What is a whoremaster, Fool?
 
					
				 
				
					Fool
					113 - 118
					
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A fool in good clothes, and something like thee. ’Tis a
 
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spirit; sometime’t appears like a lord, sometime like a
 
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lawyer, sometime like a philosopher, with two stones more
 
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than ’s artificial one. He is very often like a knight; and,
 
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generally, in all shapes that man goes up and down in from
 
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fourscore to thirteen, this spirit walks in.
 
					
				 
				
					Varro’s First Servant
					119
					
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Thou art not altogether a fool.
 
					
				 
				
					Fool
					120 - 121
					
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Nor thou altogether a wise man; as much foolery as I have,
 
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so much wit thou lack’st.
 
					
				 
				
					Apemantus
					122
					
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That answer might have become Apemantus.
 
					
				 
				
					All Servants
					123
					
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Aside, aside, here comes Lord Timon.
 
					
				 
				
					
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Enter Timon and Steward Flavius.
 
					
				 
				
					Apemantus
					124
					
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Come with me, Fool, come.
 
					
				 
				
					Fool
					125 - 126
					
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I do not always follow lover, elder brother, and woman;
 
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sometime the philosopher.
 
					
				 
				
					
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Exeunt Apemantus and Fool.
 
					
				 
				
					Flavius
					127
					
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Pray you walk near, I’ll speak with you anon.
 
					
				 
				
				
					Timon 
					
					128 - 131
					
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You make me marvel wherefore ere this time
 
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Had you not fully laid my state before me,
 
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That I might so have rated my expense
 
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As I had leave of means.
 
					
				 
				
					Flavius
					132 - 133
					
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You would not hear me;
 
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At many leisures I propos’d.
 
					
				 
				
					Timon 
					
					134 - 138
					
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Go to!
 
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Perchance some single vantages you took,
 
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When my indisposition put you back,
 
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And that unaptness made your minister
 
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Thus to excuse yourself.
 
					
				 
				
					Flavius
					139 - 152
					
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O my good lord,
 
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At many times I brought in my accompts,
 
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Laid them before you; you would throw them off,
 
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And say you found them in mine honesty.
 
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When for some trifling present you have bid me
 
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Return so much, I have shook my head, and wept;
 
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Yea, ’gainst th’ authority of manners, pray’d you
 
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To hold your hand more close. I did endure
 
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Not seldom, nor no slight checks, when I have
 
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Prompted you in the ebb of your estate
 
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And your great flow of debts. My lov’d lord,
 
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Though you hear now (too late), yet now’s a time:
 
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The greatest of your having lacks a half
 
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To pay your present debts.
 
					
				 
				
					Timon 
					
					153
					
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Let all my land be sold.
 
					
				 
				
					Flavius
					154 - 158
					
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’Tis all engag’d, some forfeited and gone,
 
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And what remains will hardly stop the mouth
 
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Of present dues. The future comes apace;
 
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What shall defend the interim? And at length
 
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How goes our reck’ning?
 
					
				 
				
					Timon 
					
					159
					
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To Lacedaemon did my land extend.
 
					
				 
				
					Flavius
					160 - 162
					
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O my good lord, the world is but a word;
 
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Were it all yours to give it in a breath,
 
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How quickly were it gone!
 
					
				 
				
					Timon 
					
					163
					
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You tell me true.
 
					
				 
				
					Flavius
					164 - 172
					
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If you suspect my husbandry or falsehood,
 
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Call me before th’ exactest auditors,
 
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And set me on the proof. So the gods bless me,
 
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When all our offices have been oppress’d
 
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With riotous feeders, when our vaults have wept
 
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With drunken spilth of wine, when every room
 
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Hath blaz’d with lights and bray’d with minstrelsy,
 
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I have retir’d me to a wasteful cock,
 
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And set mine eyes at flow.
 
					
				 
				
					Timon 
					
					173
					
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Prithee no more.
 
					
				 
				
					Flavius
					174 - 182
					
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Heavens, have I said, the bounty of this lord!
 
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How many prodigal bits have slaves and peasants
 
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This night englutted! Who is not Timon’s?
 
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What heart, head, sword, force, means, but is Lord Timon’s?
 
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Great Timon! Noble, worthy, royal Timon!
 
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Ah, when the means are gone that buy this praise,
 
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The breath is gone whereof this praise is made.
 
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Feast-won, fast-lost; one cloud of winter show’rs,
 
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These flies are couch’d.
 
					
				 
				
					Timon 
					
					183 - 191
					
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Come, sermon me no further.
 
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No villainous bounty yet hath pass’d my heart;
 
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Unwisely, not ignobly, have I given.
 
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Why dost thou weep? Canst thou the conscience lack
 
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To think I shall lack friends? Secure thy heart;
 
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If I would broach the vessels of my love,
 
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And try the argument of hearts, by borrowing,
 
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Men and men’s fortunes could I frankly use
 
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As I can bid thee speak.
 
					
				 
				
					Flavius
					192
					
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Assurance bless your thoughts!
 
					
				 
				
					Timon 
					
					193 - 197
					
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And in some sort these wants of mine are crown’d,
 
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That I account them blessings; for by these
 
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Shall I try friends. You shall perceive how you
 
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Mistake my fortunes; I am wealthy in my friends.
 
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Within there! Flaminius! Servilius!
 
					
				 
				
					
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Enter three servants: Flaminius, Servilius, and Timon’s
 
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Servant.
 
					
				 
				
					Three Servants
					198
					
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My lord? My lord?
 
					
				 
				
					Timon 
					
					199 - 204
					
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I will dispatch you severally: to Servilius you to Lord
 
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Lucius; to Flaminius to Lord Lucullus you—I hunted with his
 
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honor today; to the other you to Sempronius. Commend me to
 
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their loves; and I am proud, say, that my occasions have
 
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found time to use ’em toward a supply of money. Let the
 
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request be fifty talents.
 
					
				 
				
					Flaminius
					205
					
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As you have said, my lord.
 
					
				 
				
					
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Exeunt the three servants.
 
					
				 
				
					Flavius
					206
					
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Aside.
 
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Lord Lucius and Lucullus? Humh!
 
					
				 
				
					Timon 
					
					207 - 210
					
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Go you, sir, to the senators—
 
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Of whom, even to the state’s best health, I have
 
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Deserv’d this hearing—bid ’em send o’ th’ instant
 
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A thousand talents to me.
 
					
				 
				
					Flavius
					211 - 215
					
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I have been bold
 
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(For that I knew it the most general way)
 
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To them to use your signet and your name,
 
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But they do shake their heads, and I am here
 
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No richer in return.
 
					
				 
				
					Timon 
					
					216
					
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Is’t true? Can ’t be?
 
					
				 
				
					Flavius
					217 - 226
					
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They answer, in a joint and corporate voice,
 
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That now they are at fall, want treasure, cannot
 
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Do what they would, are sorry; you are honorable,
 
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But yet they could have wish’d—they know not—
 
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Something hath been amiss—a noble nature
 
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May catch a wrench—would all were well—’tis pity—
 
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And so, intending other serious matters,
 
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After distasteful looks, and these hard fractions,
 
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With certain half-caps and cold-moving nods,
 
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They froze me into silence.
 
					
				 
				
					Timon 
					
					227 - 245
					
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You gods, reward them!
 
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Prithee, man, look cheerly. These old fellows
 
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Have their ingratitude in them hereditary:
 
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Their blood is cak’d, ’tis cold, it seldom flows;
 
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’Tis lack of kindly warmth they are not kind;
 
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And nature, as it grows again toward earth,
 
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Is fashion’d for the journey, dull and heavy.
 
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Go to Ventidius. (Prithee be not sad,
 
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Thou art true and honest; ingeniously I speak,
 
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No blame belongs to thee.) Ventidius lately
 
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Buried his father, by whose death he’s stepp’d
 
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Into a great estate. When he was poor,
 
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Imprison’d, and in scarcity of friends,
 
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I clear’d him with five talents. Greet him from me,
 
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Bid him suppose some good necessity
 
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Touches his friend, which craves to be rememb’red
 
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With those five talents. That had, give’t these fellows
 
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To whom ’tis instant due. Nev’r speak or think
 
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That Timon’s fortunes ’mong his friends can sink.
 
					
				 
				
					Flavius
					246 - 247
					
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I would I could not think it! That thought is bounty’s foe;
 
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Being free itself, it thinks all others so.