Sir Thomas More
Act II, Scene 4
St. Martin’s Gate.
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Enter Lincoln, Doll, Clown, George Betts, Williamson,
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others; and a Sergeant at Arms.
Lincoln
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Peace, hear me. He that will not see a red herring at a
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Harry groat, butter at eleven pence a pound, meal at nine
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shillings a bushel, and beef at four nobles a stone, list to
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me.
George
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It will come to that pass, if strangers be suffered. Mark
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him.
Lincoln
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Our country is a great eating country; ergo, they eat more
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in our country than they do in their own.
Clown
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By a halfpenny loaf a day, troy weight.
Lincoln
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They bring in strange roots, which is merely to the undoing
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of poor prentices; for what’s a sorry parsnip to a good
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heart?
Williamson
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Trash, trash; they breed sore eyes, and ’tis enough to
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infect the city with the palsey.
Lincoln
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Nay, it has infected it with the palsey; for these bastards
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of dung, as you know they grow in dung, have infected us,
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and it is our infection will make the city shake, which
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partly comes through the eating of parsnips.
Clown
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True; and pumpkins together.
Sergeant
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What say ye to the mercy of the king?
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Do ye refuse it?
Lincoln
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You would have us upon t’ hip, would you? No, marry, do we
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not; we accept of the king’s mercy, but we will show no
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mercy upon the strangers.
Sergeant
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You are the simplest things that ever stood
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In such a question.
Lincoln
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How say ye now, prentices? Prentices ‘simple’! Down with
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him!
All
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Prentices simple! Prentices simple!
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Enter the Lord Mayor, Surrey, Shrewsbury, More.
Lord Mayor
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Hold! In the king’s name, hold!
Surrey
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Friends, masters, countrymen—
Lord Mayor
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Peace, how, peace! I charge you, keep the peace!
Shrewsbury
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My masters, countrymen—
Williamson
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The noble Earl of Shrewsbury, let’s hear him.
George
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We’ll hear the Earl of Surrey.
Lincoln
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The Earl of Shrewsbury.
George
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We’ll hear both.
All
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Both, both, both, both!
Lincoln
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Peace, I say, peace! Are you men of wisdom, or what are you?
Surrey
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What you will have them; but not men of wisdom.
All
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We’ll not hear my lord of Surrey; no, no, no, no, no!
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Shrewsbury, Shrewsbury!
More
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Whiles they are o’er the bank of their obedience,
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Thus will they bear down all things.
Lincoln
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Sheriff More speaks; shall we hear Sheriff More speak?
Doll
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Let’s hear him. ’A keeps a plentyful shrievaltry, and ’a
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made my brother Arthur Watchins, Sergeant Safe’s yeoman.
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Let’s hear Sheriff More.
All
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Sheriff More, More, More, Sheriff More!
More
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Even by the rule you have among yourselves,
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Command still audience.
All
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Surrey, Surrey! More, More!
Lincoln
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Peace, peace, silence, peace!
George
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Peace, peace, silence, peace!
More
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You that have voice and credit with the number,
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Command them to a stillness.
Lincoln
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A plague on them, they will not hold their peace; the dual
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cannot rule them.
More
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Then what a rough and riotous charge have you,
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To lead those that the dual cannot rule?—
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Good masters, hear me speak.
Doll
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Aye, by th’ mass, will we, More. Th’ art a good housekeeper,
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and I thank thy good worship for my brother Arthur Watchins.
More
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Look, what you do offend you cry upon,
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That is, the peace. Not one of you here present,
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Had there such fellows lived when you were babes,
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That could have topped the peace, as now you would,
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The peace wherein you have till now grown up
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Had been ta’en from you, and the bloody times
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Could not have brought you to the state of men.
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Alas, poor things, what is it you have got,
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Although we grant you get the thing you seek?
George
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Marry, the removing of the strangers, which cannot choose
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but much advantage the poor handicrafts of the city.
More
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Grant them removed, and grant that this your noise
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Hath chid down all the majesty of England;
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Imagine that you see the wretched strangers,
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Their babies at their backs and their poor luggage,
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Plodding tooth ports and costs for transportation,
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And that you sit as kings in your desires,
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Authority quite silent by your brawl,
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And you in ruff of your opinions clothed;
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What had you got? I’ll tell you. You had taught
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How insolence and strong hand should prevail,
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How order should be quelled; and by this pattern
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Not one of you should live an aged man,
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For other ruffians, as their fancies wrought,
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With self same hand, self reasons, and self right,
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Would shark on you, and men like ravenous fishes
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Would feed on one another.
Doll
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Before God, that’s as true as the Gospel.
Lincoln
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Nay, this is a sound fellow, I tell you. Let’s mark him.
More
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Let me set up before your thoughts, good friends,
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On supposition; which if you will mark,
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You shall perceive how horrible a shape
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Your innovation bears. First, ’tis a sin
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Which oft the apostle did forewarn us of,
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Urging obedience to authority;
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And ’twere no error, if I told you all,
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You were in arms against your God himself.
All
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Marry, God forbid that!
More
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Nay, certainly you are;
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For to the king God hath his office lent
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Of dread, of justice, power and command,
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Hath bid him rule, and willed you to obey;
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And, to add ampler majesty to this,
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He hath not only lent the king his figure,
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His throne and sword, but given him his own name,
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Calls him a god on earth. What do you, then,
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Rising ’gainst him that God himself installs,
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But rise against God? What do you to your souls
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In doing this? O, desperate as you are,
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Wash your foul minds with tears, and those same hands,
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That you like rebels lift against the peace,
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Lift up for peace, and your unreverent knees,
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Make them your feet to kneel to be forgiven!
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Tell me but this. What rebel captain,
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As mutinies are incident, by his name
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Can still the rout? Who will obey a traitor?
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Or how can well that proclamation sound,
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When there is no addition but a rebel
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To qualify a rebel? You’ll put down strangers,
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Kill them, cut their throats, possess their houses,
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And lead the majesty of law in line,
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To slip him like a hound. Say now the king
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(As he is clement, if th’ offender mourn)
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Should so much come to short of your great trespass
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As but to banish you, whether would you go?
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What country, by the nature of your error,
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Should give you harbor? Go you to France or Flanders,
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To any German province, to Spain or Portugal,
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Nay, any where that not adheres to England,—
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Why, you must needs be strangers. Would you be pleased
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To find a nation of such barbarous temper,
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That, breaking out in hideous violence,
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Would not afford you an abode on earth,
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Whet their detested knives against your throats,
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Spurn you like dogs, and like as if that God
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Owed not nor made not you, nor that the claimants
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Were not all appropriate to your comforts,
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But chartered unto them, what would you think
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To be thus used? This is the strangers’ case;
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And this your mountanish inhumanity.
All
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Faith, ’a says true. Let’s do as we may be done to.
Lincoln
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We’ll be ruled by you, Master More, if you’ll stand our
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friend to procure our pardon.
More
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Submit you to these noble gentlemen,
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Entreat their mediation to the king,
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Give up yourself to form, obey the magistrate,
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And there’s no doubt but mercy may be found,
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If you so seek.
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To persist in it is present death. But, if you
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Yield yourselves, no doubt what punishment
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You in simplicity have incurred, his highness
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In mercy will most graciously pardon.
All
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We yield, and desire his highness’ mercy.
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They lay by their weapons.
More
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No doubt his majesty will grant it you:
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But you must yield to go to several prisons,
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Till that his highness’ will be further known.
All
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Most willingly; whether you will have us.
Shrewsbury
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Lord Mayor, let them be sent to several prisons,
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And there, in any case, be well intreated.
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My lord of Surrey, please you to take horse,
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And ride to Cheapside, where the aldermen
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Are with their several companies in arms;
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Will them to go unto their several wards,
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Both for the stay of further mutiny,
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And for the apprehending of such persons
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As shall contend.
Surrey
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I go, my noble lord.
Shrewsbury
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We’ll straight go tell his highness these good news;
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Withal, Sheriff More, I’ll tell him how your breath
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Hath ransomed many a subject from sad death.
Lord Mayor
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Lincoln and Sherwin, you shall both to Newgate;
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The rest unto the Counters.
Palmer
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Go guard them hence. A little breath well spent
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Cheats expectation in his fairest event.
Doll
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Well, Sheriff More, thou hast done more with thy good words
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than all they could with their weapons. Give me thy hand,
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keep thy promise now for the king’s pardon, or, by the Lord,
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I’ll call thee a plain coney-catcher.
Lincoln
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Farewell, Sheriff More; and as we yield by thee,
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So make our peace; then thou dealst honestly.
Clown
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Aye, and save us from the gallows, else ’a devil’s double
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honestly!
Lord Mayor
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Master Sheriff More, you have preserved the city
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From a most dangerous fierce commotion;
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For, if this limb of riot here in St. Martin’s
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Had joined with other branches of the city
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That did begin to kindle, ’twould have bred
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Great rage; that rage much murder would have fed.
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Not steel, but eloquence hath wrought this good:
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You have redeemed us from much threatened blood.
More
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My lord and brethren, what I here have spoke,
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My country’s love, and next the city’s care,
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Enjoined me to; which since it thus prevails,
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Think, God hath made weak More his instrument
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To thwart sedition’s violent intent.
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I think ’twere best, my lord, some two hours hence
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We meet at the Guildhall, and there determine
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That thorough every ward the watch be clad
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In armor, but especially proud
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That at the city gates selected men,
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Substantial citizens, do ward tonight,
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For fear of further mischief.
Lord Mayor
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It shall be so:
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But yond me thinks my lord of Shrewsbury.
Shrewsbury
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My lord, his majesty sends loving thanks
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To you, your brethren, and his faithful subjects,
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Your careful citizens. But, Master More, to you
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A rougher, yet as kind, a salutation:
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A knights creation is this knightly steel.
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Rise up, Sir Thomas More.
More
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I thank his highness for thus honoring me.
Shrewsbury
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This is but first taste of his princely favor:
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For it hath pleased his high majesty
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(Noting your wisdom and deserving merit)
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To put this staff of honor in your hand,
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For he hath chose you of his Privy Council.
More
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My lord, for to deny my sovereign’s bounty
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Were to drop precious stones into the heaps
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Whence they first came;
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To urge my imperfections in excuse,
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Were all as stale as custom. No, my lord,
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My service is my kings; good reason why,—
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Since life or death hangs on our sovereign’s eye.
Lord Mayor
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His majesty hath honored much the city
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In this his princely choice.
More
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My lord and brethren,
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Though I depart for court my love shall rest
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With you, as heretofore, a faithful guest.
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I now must sleep in court, sound sleeps forbear;
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The chamberlain to state is public care:
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Yet, in this rising of my private blood,
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My studious thoughts shall tend the city’s good.
Shrewsbury
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How now, Crofts! What news?
Crofts
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My lord, his highness sends express command
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That a record be entered of this riot,
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And that the chief and capital offenders
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Be thereon straight arraigned, for himself intends
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To sit in person on the rest tomorrow
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At Westminster.
Shrewsbury
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Lord Mayor, you hear your charge.
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Come, good Sir Thomas More, to court let’s hie;
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You are th’ appeaser of this mutiny.
More
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My lord, farewell. New days begets new tides;
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Life whirls bout fate, then to a grave it slides.